"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"
ALTZelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum
Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link
a bunch of teenagers on the bus home today were trying to get my attention and calling me a “fucking faggot” but luckily, yagirl is depressed and burnt out, and employed her marvelous power of utter disinterest and loud yawning to fend them off 😌🙏
The fact that the CEO of OceanGate said "at some point, safety is just pure waste" and took some billionaires down to the grave of 1500 people whose deaths were, in large part, due to the hubris and negligence of the ultra wealthy and is stuck there is just shit you can't make up
The fact that this guy's wife's great-great grandparents were Isidor and Ida Straus aka these people:
Just proves to me that the ghosts got them
Anyways, donate to sea watch and/or SOS Méditerranée to donate and aid in rescue efforts of refugee and migrant ships in the Mediterranean
hocus pocus (1993) having a 38% on rotten tomatoes..... those hacks weren't ready for her
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
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i had a dream last night where dwayne the rock johnson got an abortion
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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
I love these accidental innuendos from this photoshoot I just did
On a completely unrelated note, I just got a referral letter from the SRS surgeon 🥰🥰 HYPE
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